The Loyal Heretics of Defenders of Humanity is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by The Cod Emperor with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, public floggings, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 3.64 billion Defenders of humanityians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holy Terra. The average income tax rate is 29.0%.

The strong Defenders of Humanityian economy, worth 189 trillion Delta Eagles a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 52,042 Delta Eagles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.9 times as much as the poorest.

The Cod Emperor has been known to threaten dissenting citizens with a machine gun at press conferences, The Cod Emperor is the self-declared God of all Defenders of Humanity, there is a 'turn around' sign at every border entrance, and inheritance tax has recently been abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a well-funded police force. Defenders of Humanity's national animal is the Kitsune, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is The Imperial Creed.

Defenders of Humanity is ranked 145,982^nd in the world and 560^th in Concord for Safest, scoring 60.44 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.